Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016

spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis

yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky

by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.

“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”

by MrVOID July 19, 2021

Spag-ball

A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people

Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball

by slurmaker June 23, 2022

Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.

I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025