Spag bol

Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship

God having sex with him was like spag bol

by Indigo1998 February 22, 2022

Spag

Stands for: Stupid People Are “Gifted”

A person that is/was placed in the gifted program, and is only book-smart. They are otherwise dumb.

Is seen as derogatory if not used by a spag.

“Well you know her…she’s a bit of a spag!”

“Him and I were both spags, so we struggle making friends.”

by partyponypinkiepie January 8, 2025

Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.

I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.

Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Verdun Spag & Meatballs

You need 5 guys to pull this off, every single guy takes laxatives and shit, after that they put theirs excrements in a container and freeze it for about an hour. After having successfully frozen their own crap they start forming them in a ball. Then they cover theirs own shitballs with their chef sauce (cum) and put it on a plate. They then group up together and make some kind of plate with their dick so that they can hold the meatball. they then proceed to jerk each other off in a little circle and they bust on each other and then eat the balls.

Me and the goys did a Verdun Spag & Meatballs yesterday it tasted so good!

by Ricky On January 14, 2026

Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025