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ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.
She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.
by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008
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smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.
Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?
by Xadeu November 10, 2014
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Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019
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Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011
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toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"
by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
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cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020
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hickory smoker

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker
by r bauer July 17, 2006
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