by Little Josh from Nebraska December 7, 2023
Get the sigma malemug. The type of guy you should not mess with, you never know when he will let the beast out. Has an army of big titty women on his pillows, they shouldnt be touched or you will die of acidic burns. He is the type of guy to duck under bullets like the matrix. Always has a fedora on hand and has all the anime powers.
Bully: Hey nerd!
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
by Fridge_UD April 27, 2023
Get the Sigma malemug. There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
Get the Sigma malemug. It is what every male who listens to Andrew Tate thinks he is. A Sigma Male is one who thinks he is higher then everyone else.
by Bersabel July 1, 2024
Get the Sigma Malemug. Aryan Melwani
by PatrickBateman69 April 14, 2022
Get the Sigma Malemug. Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.
Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.
(See also: putz)
Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.
(See also: putz)
The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.
by RocksInMyHead45 November 28, 2024
Get the Sigma Malemug. person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter
by skibidi toilet is the goat May 29, 2024
Get the ultimate sigma malemug.