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How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.
Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM
by Zhivagoz August 24, 2008
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You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.
by The other Agent August 26, 2010
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When something looks like it came straight off of Newgrounds.com
It can be down to anything, but it’s mainly the art style that gets associated with the site.
Guy 1: Yo, that image looks like the most newgrounds thing i’ve ever seen.
Guy 2: Holy shit, it does.
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the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition
by seetoknow January 4, 2010
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I seen

A phrase used by people speaking one of many dialects of the Midwest, meaning "I have seen" or "I saw".
I seen you borrow him a quarter so he could get a pop when he could have gone to the bubbler for free.
means
I saw you lend him a quarter so he could get a soda when he could have used the water fountain for free.
by Hannah Perry April 9, 2006
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I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all
When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."
by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007
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I've never seen two pretty best friends

i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.
by never ever seen them November 23, 2020
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