To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
by The Trufe August 11, 2014
A seattle sizzle is a sexual act by nature (fetish). A seattle sizzle is when someone cums (ejaculates) into a measuring cup and boils it over a stove.
by Keratinx June 15, 2023
Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
by tom sawww August 11, 2012
The act of placing ones cock and balls fully inside ones vagina or anus and thrust forcefully until orgasm is reached . CAUTION MUST BE PERFORMED BY EXPRIENCED COCK MASTERS OR APPRENTICES!
by ACCREW July 05, 2010
When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
by FatDixINC October 17, 2015
by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017
the act of pissing in ones mouth with a full bladder, then letting them slowly have the piss run down the chin,neck and chest, and eventually having it pool up into the belly button.
by fecalcollector April 16, 2011