seat cushion

It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you

I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater

by Grimmlife November 25, 2016

bitch seat

The middle seat in a truck, el camino, or car. Normally where the girl sits when you have 2 men and 1 woman in a front-seat formation. Occasionally, however, the awkward situation will arise where you have 3 males who must sit in the same front seat.

driver: well i guess we have to go in my truck
person 2: i call bitch seat
person 3: why would you call bitch seat you queer?
person 2: you are right, that was stupid of me

by roberthuffaker December 6, 2006

hot seat

when you go to take a crap only to sit on a toilet heated by someone else's ass

Toilet has been recently used and grosses the new user out.

"Dude I ran into the bathroom and I got hot seat"

"O man thats gross"

by Weader March 18, 2009

poop seat

The part of a grocery cart where parents put young children in diapers.

Did you see that guy putting pears in his cart? He didn't even put them in a plastic bag -- he just dumped them right there in the poop seat. I sure hope he washes them well when he gets home before he eats them.

by John 118 March 12, 2008

Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

by Poopstain687 June 16, 2011

guru seat

(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.

Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.

Guru: Cool. You guys are awesome.

Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.

by evil adam May 15, 2009

cheap seats

(From the expression "view from the cheap seats") A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008