Rytard

Rytard (noun)
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”

Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”

by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025

a rybergg

A person who loves to ruin the lives of young boys. He/she usually resides behind open doors ready to pounce on out of dressed prey. He/she often is found without control yelling like he/she deserves respect.
If he/she pulls a gun on you don't worry he's notorious for firing blanks.

-Johnny was smoking a cigarette. Tommy told him to "Put that out...you know that causes cancer." He was being a rybergg.
-Timmy was using his moves on Sally. Frank came up and said "Timmy tuck in that shirt." Frank ruined the moment by being a rybergg.
-John, being a rybergg, told the kids to be quite. They of course did not listen or care.

by Mike Oxlonger January 15, 2008

Pat Ribar

The best choir teacher anyone could have.

I was taught by Pat Ribar at Gretna High School.

by Gretna Man June 10, 2022