Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

raindog

A dog you see huddled in the doorways after a heavy rainfall because the rain has washed away its scent and it can not find its way back home.

Tom was just hanging around, like a raindog with no where else to go.

by shortc December 14, 2008

rhino sex (nose sex)

to have sex in the nose

a new way.. "rhino sex (nose sex)"

by peeweedallas March 20, 2011

Rhino

To frame someone you don’t like by making them look a pedophile or rapist in order to make life give them a hard time. (Get them fired, hated by everyone, etc.) Usually done out of retaliation or trolling as well.

Originating from the SWAT Truck that rams you in pursuits in Need For Speed: Heat and Payback.

I hope the daycare hires me after my wife was trying to rhino me all because I didn’t make it to my daughters birthday party. It may be too late. That’s what happens when you get rhino-ed.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

swamp rhino

a term used to describe fat chicks that wear really tight clothing at bars, pretending to be hot. Never mistake a swamp rhino for a hottie.

"Check out the swamp rhino over yonder. She's a thick burger with extra mayo!"

by C-Dirt January 24, 2007

rhinoblasty

When a girl is gumming your knob and before uncorking, you put the tip of your manhood into her nostril. One now commences to bust a wicked load up her nose. The sheer force of the explosion should make the splooge come out the other nostril.

That Jewish girl is a prime candidate for a rhinoblasty.

by kinkykenny April 18, 2003

Rhino Slap

A Rhino slap is a very powerful slap, the way to perform a Rhino slap is quite easy, simply pick up a wellington boot or any old hiking boot and while your friend is asleep, do a run up from across the room and slam it extremely hard into his/her temple or eye area, this should wake him/her up, and while they are screaming and confused, looking around, swing the boot extremely hard in their mouth area, then run out of the room.

Alfred: "Daniel did you see me slam my boot into Ned's face while he was asleep yesterday!?"

Daniel: "Hahaha yeah man, Jorge recorded it you completely knocked him the fuck out.'

Cassandra: "I thought I heard a sound last night, I thought it was a gun shot! Nice Rhino Slap Alfred!!!"

by ClearWhorm August 7, 2010