celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack

Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-

by quackster911 November 17, 2022

butt quack

(n.) a fart that sounds like a duck quacking

Last week I was on Zoom when Gary let out the loudest butt quack.

by n30e April 28, 2021

Quack Whores

The cheerleaders for the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

Dave-Dude, who are those chicks they keep showing when the Ducks go on the power play?

Mike-They're the Quack Whores...I guess that they're like cheer leaders or some shit.

by Big Papi Ch May 8, 2009

quack fart

When you cut a fart while taking a shower with water running through your ass crack and it makes the sound of a duck quack. Quack farts often smell worse than regular farts.

I let a quack fart slip while my girlfriend was in the shower with me and she bolted.

by madskills69 July 13, 2010

Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.

Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie March 23, 2012

duck quacking

The sound a woman makes when a man "face fucks" her.

When a woman gives you a blow job grab the back of her head and forcefully thrust your cock in and out of her mouth as fast as you can. She will soon be gasping for air, as you continue to mouth fuck her she will sound like a duck quacking as she gasps for air.

by deliveryboy February 11, 2010

quack fluid

male seamen:

milky discharge emminating from the male sex organ upon completion of a succesful quack session.(see also, wanking, masturbating, pumping fist).

also: partybroth, jizz, the great splurge.

armedaus: aw mate your room stinks you been quackin off in there or what?

beefoven: i certainly have my good man, in fact i wouldnt touch that jazz mag, theres quack fluid all over it.

armedaus:you stinking jippo haw haw haw.

by bobby dazzler raz raz matazler February 15, 2010