pudgeworth

A Pudgeworth is a bloated, fat relative of the species Homo Sapiens. They can be identified by having more chins than a Chinese phone book, more rolls than a bakery and being somewhat short. They are often found eating, sometimes dumpster scraps if no other food is available. They usually claim to work at a location known as 'Mungry Jacks' although no such business has ever been found and this is considered to be a slang term for stuff my face with mud cake. Pudgeworths are prone to bouts of anger if called Pudgeworth or fat, however they are typically weak and easily beaten into the ground.

Holy Crap Pudgeworth put the fork down, they can't make shirts any bigger you know!

by Mr B February 6, 2005

Prude

Pronunciation | prood

Noun
1. Yet another slur directed mostly towards women that complains about how often she does or does not have sex.

Man A: Did you hear Jennifer had sex with Steve after the party? What a slut!
Man B: For real man? And I wasted my whole night with that prude Amanda who wouldn’t even give me handy?!

by clevername August 11, 2018

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

pudgemaster

A really fat kid who can't stop eating.

Did you see Pat eat that entire pizza?

Yeah, he's such a pudgemaster!

by ac42 March 7, 2009

Pudge Muscle

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy

Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(

by T.T.P February 26, 2010

Pudgenut

A pudgenut is someone who is neither fat nor skinny. Usually has a pouch like stomach and when they dance they consist of moving there pouch in a back and forth motion.

A pudgenut is also unaware of his pudgenut stature.

I was at the concert and I saw a man who looked like a total pudgenut when he tried to dance to the song that was playing.

by Dr. Brock Owens September 27, 2010

prude-hoe

A girl that has not had any sexual activity ever but very so often expresses; how eager she is to particapte in having intercourse

The prude-hoe was a virgin but talked like she had been having sex for years.

by PussyPopsLikeMine March 9, 2016