poxicity

Degree of lousiness, worthlessness or unpleasantness.

This piece surpasses all poxicity.

by duosayso February 26, 2010

Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.

She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"

by Vikyliz January 2, 2012

proxi

to react to full extent only when approached by the correct person in the correct way

"it'll only work if you treat it as in proxi, you can't barge in there looking tough"

by Joxxa May 18, 2005

Proximate Schnoz

The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.

Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!

by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020

proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there

His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious

by Nat July 31, 2003

proxier

A person who uses proxies to play a game/MMO, watch videos, etc.

(Looks at a MMO and sees that it's only for Canada and US)
"I'm going to be a proxier for this."

by Sahib Purba June 24, 2008

proxactly

When something is so precise and exact.

She completed that project proxactly how i requested

by Adnek January 11, 2009