premature erockulation

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

Premature Puller

When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that someone who tried to open the door is a premature puller

Unlock my door! Then quit pulling the handle you premature puller.

by Christopher Edward Miller September 29, 2008

premature ejaculation

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

premature hey

When someone chats you "hey" and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing... Did you forget what you wanted? Seriously, don't get so excited and ping me when you're ready to chat.

You: Hey
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?

(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)

by studbebski February 8, 2010

Premature Evacuation

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved

When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.

by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010

Premature Starjaculation

When one's Star Power, while playing Guitar Hero, is released before it's wanted time.

Premature starjaculation can be very frustrating when you need that star power to finish a tough combo... fuck you "Bark at the Moon"

by Jase has diarrhea February 20, 2007

premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown

Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"

by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011