prehumptial agreement

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

by dubyabejay May 18, 2009

preumptious

A word used by coy girls trying to appear witty and clever in POF exchanges. A poor synonym for presumptuous.

Silly me I can be so preumptious.

by akheartbreaker September 26, 2012

precurser

The time when a computer starts up before the curser shows up.

Well Cmon click on the Internet icon. I can't it's still precurser

by Das Miz August 25, 2016

Precrumb

When you accidentally get crumbs all over the bed before you even get to climb in bed and enjoy those cookies.

I just changed the sheets and you already got your precrumb all over the bed!

by csMopar July 20, 2017

Peecumshart

The act of simultaneosly pissing, ejaculation, farting, and defecating in one's pants due to intense laughter.

Man 1: " Dude, that comedian lastnight at the bar was so funny"

Man 2: "I know, I had to get up and change my pants because I peecumsharted"

Man 1: "damn"

by Booby McNut April 6, 2010

Pre cum baby

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018

Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.

“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”

by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018