full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate

“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing

by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022