Peter

Peter is a noun describing a boy, who will never be a man, who has daddy issues. A Peter is a huge simp for his significant other, until they start being comfortable and less clingly. He is also overly sexual.
There is no specific physcial description of a Peter, as they will always sneak up on you and try to use you.

Gosh, is your boyfriend a Peter? Gross!

by SoggyMilk March 7, 2022

Peter

A one of a kind dude. Peter throws parties all the time, and they're always the best. Everybody likes this guy. But right when you want to bring him into your circle of friends, he does something terrible, and you dont ever want to speak to him ever again.

Bro 1: DUDE! PETER IS SO AWESOME!
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. I know, his parties are rockin.

(Next Week)

Bro 1: DUDE. PETER GOT DRUNK AND CRASHED MY CAR.
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. What an idiot.

by FrickenRocken June 5, 2011

peters

a peters is a shit cunt butchers bitch that can't fish or shot a tree to save his life

girl- see that peters over there he talks more shit then his ass hole

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

Peter

Hashish
common slang used in Germany.

"Ey Junge, hast du Peter!?" "Standart!" "Beste!"

"Ey Kid, you got Peter!?" "Course!" "Dope!"

by Führer August 16, 2007

Peter

A piece of gay shit with no life or sense of humor. Will do anything thing for a nice ass.

Girl - Wanna go out with me?
Peter - No I have Jeremy
Girl - Fuck you you gay POS

by YESJEREMY March 7, 2018

Peter

A skater kidd who's what most girls would call cute maybe some not. He's really nice at first but then you get to the point where he seems like he hates you? & never talks to you anymore.But hes in love with some other chick anyway so you think why try?

Girl1;Awhhh that kid is so cute!
Girl2;Yeahh but he's sucha peter.

by ThatGurllll May 26, 2008

Peter

A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).

Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.

by Reekoh July 16, 2016