pelican tits

When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.

You- wtf he has massive man boobs

Friend- no he just has pelican tits

by pyrolitch September 18, 2016

Double Pelican

A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .

Bro I nearly broke my dick giving Susie that Double Pelican last night!

by Moby31 September 12, 2016

Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020

polly the pelican

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl

Oh that poor polly the pelican

by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019

Pensacola Pelican

The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.

You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!

by Big Dick McGhee July 19, 2010

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

pelican bash

the act of a person flicking the toungue side to side on a womans vagina while shaking head side to side

man did you pelican bash that hot bitch?

by benchii September 14, 2009