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Pedophiliac

The nature of committing an act of rape without the natural consent of the fact that in doing such an act of tyranny would lead the not only to be a subject of war but the blade the will inevitably strike you in the back (heart)!!!
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by Nippi kay June 13, 2021
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Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Commonly triggered by Minecraft builds, which use cheap blocks like stone, cobblestone, etc. (anything stone related/grey). The grey hue of rocks makes buildings look dull, unattractive, depressing, cheap and lazy. Usually the viewer suffers from this disorder, not the builder themselves. The stone dominant builds are common in survival medieval builds.

Alternative spelling: Petraphobia/Pietraphobia
"I can't believe in this day and age, people still think that cobblestone is the only building material there is" -"Dude, why do you have to be so petrophobic?"

Patient:"I don't know what's wrong doc. Whenever I see my kids play Minecraft I get sad"
Doctor: "Ok, I will schedule you for a petrophobia test"
by Dyxslecsic Hystorian November 3, 2021
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Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Usually triggered by dull looking survival stone Minecraft brutalist builds. The lack of colour makes the viewer feel sick and depressed.
"All the colours in the world and you choose to only use greyscale." -"I think you have petrophobia"
by Dyxslecsic Hystorian April 29, 2022
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Pedophilia

Person 1: Dude, come look at this cute anime girl.

Person 2: That's pedophilia!
by Albert Aretz May 19, 2022
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Pepiphobia

Irrational fear of "pepsi cola" and anything related to it; the can design, taste, color of drink, name of drink. Can pertain to "Coca-cola" aswell
"Johnny is a fucking weirdo he has pepiphobia!"

"Hey, kirk I think I have pepiphobia!"
by FunnyOpposition420 July 21, 2022
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Periphobia

An extreme fear of pointed shoes/shoe with pointed tip.
These shoes are often known in England as ‘ Periwinkles
Someone with this phobia will often feel at extreme unease, untrustworthy of the person with the shoes and a sense of danger.
Girl 1: ‘ Ah! those shoes are scaring me! wtf is wrong with them! ‘

Girl 2: Those are periwinkle shoes, that means you must have Periphobia !’
by Khaki school pants August 23, 2022
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Pedophilia

This is going to be provocative to many, but truth and logic speaks its own language.

You are. Thus, you are calculating on your options: life and living.

In this, you are in 3D space, and TIME. Tomorrow comes, bettle, tree, ape or human alike.

You, are build for fun.

Gratitude.

There are no other options.

Since we, for the sake of kilojoules, defines ourself through the perilous journey of hunt, to be here at all, hunt, thrill and eating, are whom we are.

Growing from ape to human, the conclusion is simple:

The meaning of life is to grow to become a serial killing rapist pedophile: life is shit. It has to be, and without death, no thrill, no worth. As such; discarge through the highest hunt, for the sweetest prey, is the highest stance of being human.

DAD
"AND.. He's a pedohile.." "Gosh, you really didn't overscore this time, did you.. :D"
"The dawn of pedophilia, the meaning of life, the dawn of the new man, GOD.. Were we ever wrong.."
by GODDADDY July 3, 2023
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