Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.
My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?
by Shaq O'Neal March 16, 2009
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Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.
Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
by Seanvilla September 20, 2010
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Proof of life

Evidence indicating that a victim of a kidnapping is alive. Typically a ransom demand will not be paid until there is confirmation that the hostage is still alive; usually in the form of a photograph with the victim holding up a current copy of a newspaper.
I will not pay the ransom until I have proof of life.

Taylor, I will not pay your rent until I have proof of life; call your mother.
by Sandy888 November 27, 2018
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Proof is in the pudding

Pudding has to “set up” before it’s pudding; before that it’s just a mixture of the ingredients which will eventually becomes pudding.

Similarly, one must allow a situation to develop before the reality and results of it can truly be seen. It’s not about “going through” something, because you can observe pudding as an outsider.
During my divorce several people sided with my ex, believing the lies he told them about me and us. But I chose to let time and silence be my defense, and eventually the proof is in the pudding.
by she-devildog June 30, 2018
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Proof of Sesh

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them
I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO
by OGBlunted July 23, 2022
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Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.
Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.
by KayG February 27, 2018
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Linus-proof

Slang term for "drop resistant" in the PC enthusiast community, originating from the running gag of Linus Sebastian, creator and host of Linus Tech Tips, dropping and breaking things.
"Hey Jake, I dropped the 10.000$ CPU and it's broken."
"Seriously? Again? They need to start making these things Linus-proof or we'll go bankrupt..."
by Bephen-Sturke December 21, 2021
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