Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.

Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.

by ABirdM June 29, 2022

Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

by remmytherat4 July 13, 2022

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.

The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.

by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024