When multiple women make a tipi on a lying man's face or chest out of freshly used tampons. Similar to a bukkake, only different.
Oh shit, man. It was fucking crazy. I was at this party and there were these bitches doing a Portuguese Campsite on this fat dude's man-tits!
by shitskittles June 26, 2012
by Late Eddie September 02, 2009
When a crazy portuguese cunt goes in for a kiss only to sureprise you with a cigarette burn to the side of the face.
by Papa p 12 March 25, 2015
Males, similar to ginos, in that they gel their hair, wear wife beaters, gold jewellry, fitted clothes, and racing shoes or indoor soccer shoes. Drive Chevy Cavaliers wishing they were Honda Civics. They fear their mothers which explains them having issues with girls. They think they are cool like ginos of Italian descent but are in fact of Portuguese descent. They wish they were Cristiano Ronaldo and in fact would probably have sex with him if they could. Cheer for Portugal during soccer tournaments but the minute they lose they'll cheer for Brazil.
by true portuguese August 25, 2009
this has 2 famous definitions:
1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy
2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)
1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy
2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)
dave loves his portuguese chocolate.
des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.
i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.
des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.
i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.
by Des Walker September 26, 2006
The Portuguese Keel whilst being similar to a Dutch Rudder is a different beast altogether. Instead of the traditional arm-to-arm action of the rudder with the Portuguese Keel you substitute yours and your friends anus. Where as the Dutch Rudder is limited to a maximum of a Double Dutch the long standing Portuguese Keel is unlimited in the number of participants. The current world record is set at 26 keels.
by Iota is my main bitch January 30, 2018
When a man fucks the shit out of a girls ass hole while reaching over her shoulders and pinching her nipples until blood is dripping on the floor.
by Vbds32 March 02, 2017