Monkey Pouch

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011

money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)

by Calooch March 4, 2008

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

pourchmonkey

blackpeople on pourches acting like monkeys

they look like monkeys n they sit on pourches to much so u get pourchmonkeys

by Crzywhiteboy105 August 6, 2007

money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say "you aint a big dawg unless you got the money pouch" you have to 2 step when saying it. if you have a wallet that is considered a money pouch you always peek it out of your pocket to be flashy.

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money puch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Cricket sounds)

by Calooch March 4, 2008

money pouch

money pouch
A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.

Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!

by Calooch March 4, 2008

porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004