Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
by B-Drac July 26, 2003
Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
by evandagoon April 04, 2020
When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.
"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
by Jimthesmiley November 09, 2015
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
by AYB May 22, 2003
its a person who looks gorgeous but when you say something funny they laugh in different various forms. But its an all-around great friend that a nigga like me cant live without. She can be funny and mean but you know deep down you love her <3
by DarrenW35 September 15, 2011
terrence: you pig fucker
phillip: why would you call me a pig fucker?
terrence and phillip: shut your fucking face uncle fucker
phillip: why would you call me a pig fucker?
terrence and phillip: shut your fucking face uncle fucker
by The fact I can May 07, 2016
No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.
…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
by Phrix October 21, 2010