the act of shiting on a womans tits and then sitting on them and sliding down her dody leaving a shit trail, or a muddy san francisco hill.
you take a dump on a girl then you sit on her and slide down her body and leave a shit smear on her. - the magical san francisco mud trolley. created by tim henson of the distorted view dailey show. www.distortedview.com/show
by DVforLIFE May 16, 2009

When you shit in one hand and then fist someone in the ass with it, while reaching around and pouring vodka in their mouth with your other hand
I just shit in my hand and am feeling kinda turned on by it, I might offer someone a Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley.
by Thugnanimous April 14, 2021

similar to "got off my kool aid," but with way more Italian jealousy. When an absolutely gorgeous redhead is involved, an Italian guy would say "get off my red trolley!"
by Not-A-Competition January 25, 2013

Small penis dude on dude anal sex. Not a "train" which refers to a large "locomotive" or large penis, but a "trolley" or small penis, dude on dude sex.
by quantump8 August 16, 2014

Someone who veers around like an out-of-control supermarket trolley. They don't really have one clear point and usually end up hurling a meaningless, catch-all insult when they've lost the argument.
You Trolley!
by Ray O'Light October 7, 2023

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.
(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.
R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.
E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??
R: (stink eye)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.
R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.
E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??
R: (stink eye)
by candycrazee October 14, 2011

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