mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator

John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe

by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017

Mighty Mozza

The presence of a young professional's alter ego that appears when drinking. The alter ego displays the opposite characteristics of the young professionals corporate life, behaving inappropriately in every facet of social interaction, often resulting in widespread embarrassment, discomfort and occasional legal ramifications.

"I thought Andrew from the project team was a really sweet and professional guy, but then I saw him at the work christmas party and Mighty Mozza was out"

by Woodley53 December 7, 2012

The Mighty Boosh

An amazing TV show that everyone should watch right now

whats your fav quote from The Mighty Boosh?
you're about as edgy as a satsuma

by ThatLittyKidd May 17, 2020

The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.

Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.

*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.

by Arisaka Akashi December 5, 2019

mighty h

A crazy french person who owns lots of money and houses and pulls lots of pussy using the silky french language

He can pull the girls, he's like a mighty h

by great H July 9, 2014

gwen the mighty

A fierce and legendary female warrior who’s strength and vigor only increases as they drink more alcohol. This female tends to lean towards chaotic neutral and is usually seen by an accompanying bard who sings of her great adventures and deeds. Prefers to dive into situations without much thought (I mean there is some but not much) with the overall 80% success rate. She has no regrets!

I went full Gwen the mighty into that meeting and I came out a winner!!

by TheAllKnowingGodOfLegendsD&D May 4, 2020