Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

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hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 02, 2010

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Rook Hunt

a french stalker with a wack asz haircut

Rook Hunt's haircut is so f-ing ugly

by local tax evader July 16, 2022

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Plug Hunting

To search or seek out electrical outlets in the hope of charging your phone or iPad.

Dude My phone died at O'hare airport and had to go plug hunting for an hour before I could score a charge.

by OmarJunkman July 15, 2015

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treasure hunt

a surprise, specifically a dirty diaper, found and consequently devoured by your dog whilst on walkies in the park.

We were walking the dogs in the park the other day. When we turned around for a minute they had a Treasure Hunt. That was so damn nasty I almost chuckked, but they scored bonus points for diarrhea.

by upchuckk April 03, 2008

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