Playing the bench

When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'

The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.

John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."

by Stardog Champion January 14, 2011

riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)

The Hawk

by anonymous February 19, 2003

Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.

1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

The Bench Crew

A group of kids who hang out at a local bench in the middle of a small town Abington in Massachusetts. Usually known for being popular, getting in fights, and a group you dont want to get involved with. Also known as TBC and CAC

I drove through Abington center today and there was a large group pf kids hangin at a bench. Is that The Bench Crew?" "Yes"

by Townie781 December 23, 2010

bench seat

One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.

There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.

by Mister. Bojangles. October 31, 2015