Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.
by KingArthurlikesIncest May 07, 2009
A person who uses intelligence and charm to manipulate people and situations to his/her own advantage. Such a person is more dangerous than the typical selfish jerk because he creates a magnetic and appealing aura.
Be careful when you go in to that interview with Nixon; never forget that you're dealing with a major operator in there.
by TheSenator June 21, 2009
When you pull a woman's dress over her head and tie it in a top-knot in order to have sex with her. Best used when a woman has a killer body, but her face looks like a train wreck.
by Joe666_69 December 09, 2008
Operation Mongoose was the most famous military operation carried out by Green Berets in Kosovo on March 12, 1999. On the night of March 12, 1999, a Green Beret amazingly assassinated a Serb general with a combat knife. He was awarded the Silver Star Medal for his courage during the operation.
by Loks July 07, 2005
Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.
Operation Batwing
Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."
Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."
Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."
Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."
-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."
Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."
Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."
Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."
-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005
Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009