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nutty buddie

Term used for a male to call another male when they share the same .. or have been with the same women and both have ejaculated in or on that particular female
Saw that dude with my old bitch the other day with her new dude. Yelled ! What's up nutty buddie when I saw him.
by Heavy -D September 23, 2017
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nutty boxers

when you were boxers for 3 days then they get sweaty and nutty.
hey kyle i swear your nutty boxers were a we bit nutty the other day
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
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Nutty McNutts

That pedofile is chucking a Nutty McNutts again
by Ilovesaltynut August 27, 2011
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Mr. Nutty

An alcoholic capitalist snowman. Mr. Nutty is a character who appears frequently in the Pokey the Penguin webcomic. On occasion he has been known to ride a giant flying boxing glove.
Mr. Nutty, do you know the feeling when your oven is of gross misproportion?
by TheDoctor June 27, 2006
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Nutty buddy

When a man and his friend jack off to the same porno at the same time.
"My friend just asked if I could be his nutty buddy yo wtf"
by Sadpoon November 25, 2016
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Nutty Bar

She was so craving my nutty bar. Or: I would definately give her my nutty bar.
by Frank Beemer January 6, 2008
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Nutty November

To those who failed No Nut November:

The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.

Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.

Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.

Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
Friend: I failed life...
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
by 69th Dimension November 1, 2019
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