Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.
Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"
Hendricks"
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"
Hendricks"
by I'm a general weeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 10, 2022

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.
by rfhqrgbruqebglrqebgarjbgkjrqeg September 8, 2020

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019
