swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.

Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.

by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018

food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

by daz9 September 16, 2007

swing on the spiral

A phrase used in a tool song...lateralus. It's a message telling people to keep going.

"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human....Spiral out. Keep going, going..." -Tool

It's the best song ever...

by Brittany Padilla July 27, 2005

swinging a kimbrough

condition of having a small penis and an enormous ego

The guy in the Ed Hardy shirt was swinging a kimbrough.

She didn't find out until too late that he was swinging a kimbrough.

He brags so much, he must be swinging a kimbrough.

by Lex Loci October 13, 2009

dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).

Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.

by Slipper April 28, 2006

swinging dick

A generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on "dick" implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

In this respect its context is similar in application to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Blow or John Doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the "average" male.

Person 1: "What are the requirements for the position?"

Person 2: "Nothing! Seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging dick gets hired."

by aurista25 March 20, 2009

swing on me

when confronted with someone who appears to want to punch you this may be part of your verbage to punk said individual out.

"you wanna swing on me, old man?"

by thep1mp April 22, 2005