Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by anonymous September 28, 2022

National fern day

To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.

What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!

by Totally not fern December 4, 2022

Fern

1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.

Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"

by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021

FERN

SOMETHING YOU MUST GET RID OF

TRUMP IS A REAL FERN

by anonymous September 25, 2020