nitty mug

Someone who has no friends and still try to be cool

Oh my god man did you see that nitty mug reading in the libary - John
Yeah bruv he gets no puss - Wilhelm

by Felixsmallknobh July 8, 2017

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018

nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.

pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less

by callum everal April 10, 2021

Nitty balls

Jason littles balls

Ellise sucks Jason’s nitty balls

by Nitty balls May 15, 2022

Nitty balls

Nits in your balls

Jason has nitty balls

by Nitty balls May 15, 2022

nitty balls

My balls are covered in lice, people keep staring at me. I’m the least favourite out of the friend group.

Hey! Jason has nitty balls!!!

by naughtylatedy May 15, 2022

Nitty pegs

A drug addicts teeth.

"Brush those nitty teeth before you speak to me like that."

"Keep doing that shit, you'll have no nitty pegs left."

by Fred-Biscuit April 29, 2024