the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.
kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you
by livi January 1, 2005

Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!
Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!
Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!
Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!
Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!
Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!
Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!
Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
by hillary2016 December 29, 2012

New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.
by skankyhoe December 31, 2004

new yaer's eve: when guys get drunk and forget how metrosexual they look...espicially when wearing glowing mouse ears.Ah the simple joy of new year's eve.
by Krillin' January 12, 2006
