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thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.
Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!
by 320Tri December 11, 2010
mugGet the thrice filteredmug.

Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.
"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."
by Donkei June 17, 2017
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Scrub Filter

A obstacle in a video games that puts the scrub at a 'softlocked' state till they start using different strategies to beat it
Developer1 : How do we filter out scrubs

Developer2 : Let's make a scrub filter boss!
by |__•0°|~ November 28, 2022
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spam-filter

A:) A protective barrier around an individual used to block out annoying people. This concept, while started for emails, is extended to more personal means of communication. B:) A more hip and modern version of shit-list
Person A: Hey, why don't you pick up that call.
Person B: Chris is on spam-filter until he gets his act together.

"I'm warning you, If you don't stop being such an ass, you're going right into my spam-filter"
by DCPY September 22, 2006
mugGet the spam-filtermug.

filter tip

Cigarette Filter Tips and Roaches. ... Cigarette Filters are usually made from cotton or hemp and filter out the some of the smoke & harmful tars as you inhale, but not all, this gives you a smoother smoke. Tips & Roaches are made from strips of cardboard that you roll up to use as a filter.
Person 1: Hey man can u roll me a filter tip for this joint?

Person 2: Yea sure np
by Lilgertie101 February 7, 2018
mugGet the filter tipmug.

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.
1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up
by BJ666 January 21, 2020
mugGet the water filteringmug.

Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter
by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020
mugGet the Cigarette filtermug.

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