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Nickelodeon

A kids channel that used to be great back in 1990-2007, with great shows like Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Since 2008, the network became trash and awful as this network overplays SpongeBob and The Loud House way too much.
9 year old kid: I LOVE NICKELODEON SO MUCH, N MEH FAVORITE SH0WZ IZ TEH LOUD H0USE!!!!!!!!11111

Adult: Bruh, The Loud House is overrated. You don't even know what Nickelodeon means. Go watch other Nickelodeon shows than just The Loud House.
by Cohenfan31 August 10, 2021
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The Nickelodeon Slime

When a naked women stands over your head and produces diarrhea, cum, and saliva all over your head.
bro i just went over to her house and got the The Nickelodeon Slime
by N0rr January 17, 2021
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Nickelodeon juice

Nickelodeon juice. Is a beer brewed by a black person, given to you by a black personality and a beer which is goofy ahh
by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022
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Nickelodeon Pakistan

What used to be one of the very best international Nickelodeon channels with a very diverse lineup despite not even being owned by Viacom, it's instead owned by ARY Digital Network. It is now a chaotic television network that has mastered the art of endless reruns, adding Urdu dubs even slower than a snail, and using AI and NCS music in promos that have nothing to do with anything. Although the schedule has some variety, it's dominated by shows you've seen a million times already, like Pakdam Pakdai, Paw Patrol, and Oggy & the Cockroaches – because who doesn’t love watching the same few shows on a loop? Unironically, this chaotic mess still manages to be better than Nickelodeon India and even Nickelodeon USA
"Bro, I turned on Nickelodeon Pakistan today and, surprise, it’s another episode of Oggy... I swear they only have 5 shows."

1. Schedule Madness: On weekdays, you can start your day with Dora the Explorer which airs in English at 6am despite already airing in Urdu at 8pm, and by the time 10pm rolls around, they’ll hit you with Urdu-dubbed Thundermans like it’s a plot twist. Even at 4:00am, the same Pakdam Pakdai and Oggy are waiting for the insomniacs out there. Weekends? Same story, except now they throw in Oobi and Wonder Pets, because nothing says "weekend" like obscure 2000s preschool shows at 6am.

2. Music Choices: Their promo department has apparently struck a deal with NoCopyrightSounds for their endless supply of dubstep and royalty-free EDM. Nothing screams "watch Jimmy Neutron" like heavy bass drops.

3. Asset Theft: Oh, and let’s not forget the time they straight-up used an asset of Pencil from Battle for Dream Island in the 2023 Nick Genius promo. Because when you’re running a multinational kids' network, who has time to make original content?

4. AI Independence Day Promo: Their genius move? Using AI to create a heartwarming Independence Day promo in 2024. Unfortunately, you can easily tell that AI was used

Conclusion: Nickelodeon Pakistan is basically a meme factory of outdated cartoons, random AI promos, and enough reruns to make you question if time is real. And if you don’t like what’s on, wait an hour—it’ll be on again.
by pogo6271 October 18, 2024
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