This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020
by SherideonmydicklikeaHANDLE February 21, 2019
On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.
by ToonDoo November 14, 2021
Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 17, 2022
by Roryisgay August 13, 2023
by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022
A nerd, he could pull any girl he wants if they didn’t all friend zone him and see him as the “james Charles” of the group. he is super fucking smart but is a bit mentally challenged when given sweets.
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023