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Neill Morrison

Noun: Diligent middle aged man with a beard and no motorcycles. Allergic to cats and Elliott Keen.
Stop being such a Neill Morrison and let's go home already.
by Grindrboi August 28, 2021
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Frances Morrison

Frances Morrison is the best weed smoker you will ever meet.
by Jsjzhfy Zhzhs November 21, 2021
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Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world
I Stan Jen Morrison
Oh, so you have good taste in idols
by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021
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Morrison

I Am Morrison
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Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors
Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?
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Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.
by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020
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Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.
"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!
by ballsacklord November 15, 2021
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