Skip to main content

Morrison

I Am Morrison
by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Morrison mug.

Frances Morrison

Frances Morrison is the best weed smoker you will ever meet.
by Jsjzhfy Zhzhs November 21, 2021
mugGet the Frances Morrison mug.

Jayln Morrison

spoken for, there's only one woman that truly understands him and excepts him for who he is and he will never be alone as long as he has her
by Dylan Sinns October 20, 2023
mugGet the Jayln Morrison mug.

Shawna Morrison

The best friend you will ever meet and always likes to have fun and laugh she is most compatible with Gabes :3 and she likes to fool around with her friends she is a cute brunette and she has brown eyes usually she is aboriginal and when her hair goes into the light it is a beautiful caramel.
Mackenna:there is shawna holla

Kaley: yay ^.^

Emma:my buddie

Teacher:her name is shawna Morrison right?
by Shawnyshoo February 24, 2013
mugGet the Shawna Morrison mug.

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Jessica Morrison mug.

Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors
Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 3, 2023
mugGet the Morrison of doors mug.

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.
by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020
mugGet the Mr. Morrison mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email