money

The little peices of paper and earth that control all of mankind. It is ironic that we are slaves to trees and rocks.

God probably created the world just to earn a little money from his drinking buddy Ronald Reagan.

by leftside365 July 28, 2008

money

A bunch of green stuff that gets you food, water and clothes

Dude, give me some of that green stuff. Money is good

by 3322 June 18, 2006

money

The biggest reason for stress in most marriages and the number one cause of divorce in the United States.

Without money in which to pay the bills, Susie & Bobby are forced to file for bankruptcy.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

money

The only thing very hardly ever refused by anyone.

John: Here is proof of fifty thousand dollars buried beneath these shark infested waters.
Rex: We have to find a way of dealing with these sharks so we can get to the money.
John: Ok. here is plan A. We will...

by Nartey December 24, 2008

For the money

Life cheat; automatically makes anything acceptable.

Ted: "Joe! Why are you jerking off onto my sleeping sister!?!?"
Joe: "Its for the money."
Ted: "OH thats okay then :)"

by Bonerdonor3454 February 21, 2011

money

money is a gift card to everywhere

"Aww man, I dont have a gift card for this store"

"Dont worry, I have some money!"

by shortbusrider August 4, 2005

money

What I don't have.

Suzie cannot buy that Spiderman t-shirt because she has no money.

by Long John Silver II January 18, 2009