Minnesota Hotdish

When a Police Station is on fire.

Hey Brian, did you see the 3rd Precinct last night? It was a real Minnesota Hotdish after the protest.

by DirtVonnegut May 29, 2020

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game

She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her

by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020

minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

Loretto, Minnesota

A small town in Minnesota that is 0.3 square miles and has the youngest mayor in America. It is known for its baseball fields and its bars. The town mascot is Bob Koch who has 9 fingers but 99 cats.

Anthony: I'm from Loretto, Minnesota.

Colton: Where?

by bassisfun August 31, 2012

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

by Medic130 June 26, 2018

Minnesota Banana

When you use mayonnaise as lube.

"Hey Janie, want to make love?"

"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"

by Mayolover March 2, 2023

Minnesota Challenge

The act of getting your dick sucked, to the point of orgasm, while flying a radio controlled helicopter.

After Dan H. bragged that his girlfriend would blow him while he was flying, a Minnesota challenge was made. The loser was to buy glow sticks for night flying. As of this writing, Dan H has yet to complete the challenge, nor has he bought glow sticks.

by NotDanH October 24, 2022