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Minnesota slushie

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014
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Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015
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Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.
I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.
by Medic130 June 26, 2018
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Minnesota Banana

"Hey Janie, want to make love?"

"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"
by Mayolover March 2, 2023
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Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
by Goose309 July 3, 2022
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Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
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Loretto, Minnesota

A small town in Minnesota that is 0.3 square miles and has the youngest mayor in America. It is known for its baseball fields and its bars. The town mascot is Bob Koch who has 9 fingers but 99 cats.
Anthony: I'm from Loretto, Minnesota.

Colton: Where?
by bassisfun August 31, 2012
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