Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
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