A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.
"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
by sfdk November 5, 2019
Get the Mikemug. A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.
by Killacarlos619 May 3, 2018
Get the Mikemug. by How mama October 24, 2019
Get the Mikemug. Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
by dorkloaf97 December 27, 2018
Get the Mikemug. Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.
by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017
Get the Mikeemug. This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
by LAdy gaga October 17, 2012
Get the Mikemug.