metampon

One with the capacity for a great deal of self-absorption.

Although a portmanteau of the Greek root "meta-" (i.e. "self"), and "tampon", this word can also be read as "me-tampon".

"He is such a metampon; somehow every issue becomes about him."

by The Eiron November 7, 2011

metamorsolace

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)

Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"

by Row Bear April 26, 2013

metamangle

verb:
To create new meta that disfigures or defies a game.

Famous Gamer:
Gaming celebrity since Battlefield 2 was the best Shooter on the market. Est 2009.

"Nobody has seen this kind of play style in this game ever. He must be metamangle".

by Metamangle March 28, 2016

Metamorpie

A combination of metamorphosis and pie.

You are a metamorpie.

by Metamorphosis2 July 3, 2017

metalism

Spirit of magic listening or feeling diverse music (singular or plural)

Metalism

or Metalmagic
Did you hear the harmony of that singer or music; band or choir

by Pathfinder9 January 12, 2018

megaminx

A Rubik’s Cube-Type puzzle that is a dodecahedron, rather than the traditional cube.

The 2x2 version of the puzzle is known as the Kilominx, or the Kibiminx.

Man John was so fast with his Megaminx, he solved it faster than I could eat a bear

by iplaymario124 May 7, 2019

MegaMind

His name is probally david M and he has a big ass head

Dam u see that david m right there hes a megamind

by rayytriggaa November 8, 2019