oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

John Mayer

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

Billy Mayes Mode

Using all caps as every letter of your sentence while still using proper grammar and spelling

You: HEY MAN WHATS UP?
Friend: Dude why are you using all caps?
You: IT'S NOT ALL CAPS, ITS BILLY MAYES MODE.
Friend: You, good sir, are a fucktard.
You: I KNOW, BUT THIS IS FUN.
friend blocks your ass for being a loser

by andromeda7445 August 5, 2010

mayerline

Mayerline. Someone who is happy and nice, but when made mad sometimes hides it or shows it. Also when broken up with by her boyfriend gets very petty around him.

Mayerline is always nice.
Ugh theres my petty ex mayerline.

by CumDumpster1120 June 9, 2017

mayez

Salut mon Prenom c'est Mayez , en Arabe ( مايز )

Il'ya une dizaines de personnes qui portes ce Prenom dans le monde et il a pas de définition mais en arabe Mayez vient de (امتياز ،ممتاز ، متميز) ça veut dire excellent , excellence.

Mayez est un prénom

by Topixmk November 21, 2021