a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 28, 2013
north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates
Lad 2: who with
Lad 1: guess
Lad 2: matty broon
Lad 1: aye
scenario 2:
lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
Lad 2: who with
Lad 1: guess
Lad 2: matty broon
Lad 1: aye
scenario 2:
lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
by nclmadcunts May 03, 2022
by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021
The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it.
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 08, 2017
A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.
by Altrib September 08, 2022
the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola
by JFKpeekedglaz February 16, 2021