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Matty Patty

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 27, 2013
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matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022
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Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021
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general mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it.
That general mattis is a fuckin bull dog.
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017
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Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned
Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol
by alyssa384 October 28, 2014
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Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass
Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
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matty baka

the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩
omg you’re a matty baka!? can i birth all 220 of your kids!?
by mattybaka November 1, 2021
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