a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
by Husker93 February 27, 2013
Get the Matty Pattymug. north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates
Lad 2: who with
Lad 1: guess
Lad 2: matty broon
Lad 1: aye
scenario 2:
lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
Lad 2: who with
Lad 1: guess
Lad 2: matty broon
Lad 1: aye
scenario 2:
lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!
by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022
Get the matty broonmug. by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Mattiemug. The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it.
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017
Get the general mattismug. the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩
by mattybaka November 1, 2021
Get the matty bakamug. Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.
by Altrib September 8, 2022
Get the matty birtmug. the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola
by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021
Get the Matty Crocmug.