Matt

Caucasian savage who has long eyebrows and a gap bigger then the amount of immigrants From Africa

" wow this guys gap is huge" wow he must be a matt

by Redlicker444 December 4, 2016

Matt

Matt is an intelligent, faithful, handsome man. He is ambitious and successful as well as honest and generous. He is strongly idealistic and a born leader who likes living in luxury and polished shoes.

My boss's name is Matt.

by LycaonWolf January 1, 2015

Matt

An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.

Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...

by Dontletyourmemesbedreams January 19, 2017

Matt

A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos

oh damn she crying, must've been Matt

by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013

matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

by Zazzle Dazzle June 21, 2007

Matt

A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas

Hey is that Matt the alcoholic?

by The viper 619 October 30, 2023

Matt

A Matt is like an older brother, he will look out for you as well as make fun of you

Woah is that their older brother? No it’s just Matt

by Annabanannana June 16, 2023