Massimo

A HOT ITALIAN GUY THAT SUPPORTS ENGLAND HAS A FREIND THAT IS CALLED MARCUS AND VERY GOOD AT CRICKET ALSO HAS A FREIND CALLED CHARLIE R WHO IS AVERAGE AT EVERYTHING

Wow he is such a massimo

by YaYaTore February 8, 2017

Marimo

Marimo got the thiccest ass in town. They will eat you for lunch and you will thank them for it. They are also known for having the jiggliest jiggle physics and it's crazy hypnotizing. Don't mess with them!

(Marimo is also known for being a soft round algae ball.)

"Woah, dude, is that the real Marimo???"
"Oh, shit!!!!!!! It is!!!! They are jiggling like crazy! So hot!"

by nuu.ked April 16, 2020

Maximo

The person with maximum autism overdrive and can mimic Squidward and Kermit

Holy shit it's a Maximo and he sounds like squidward

by Gayoriel April 16, 2019

Massimo

A kid who is equivalent to limp dick and will never get any action and is usually somebody's bitch

That kid is such a massimo

by vincent iannece December 7, 2010

maximo

A guy who appears to want pussy all hours of the day

but in secrecy hearts the men

or

a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw

random girl: oooooh he looks buff might try with him

leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants cock

maximo: you've got me there

by Big Buff n Max July 3, 2008

massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

Massimo

massimo a player and a fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. He acts different in front of his friends and dates girls older than him. Makes girls miserable and sad and leaves them for there best friends. He’s a faggot with a small dick and has noodle legs and goes up to girls to get there numbers while he’s still in relationship with someone.

1- did you see that girl crying her man left her for her best friend

2- yeah he was massimo

1x of course he was

by Megafagottbitchass July 12, 2019