Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

by barfstormman December 30, 2010

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

Magic Pussy Palace

The area in the vagina that very few men are able to reach during intercourse.

Jack: My 8.5 inch dick has allowed me to reach the Magic Pussy Palace, where I've had more action in a month than most guys get in a year!

by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016

magic dirt theory

The idea that where a person lives determines their behavior, when in reality it's the people who live in a given location that determine if said location is safe or not.

Liberals sure believe in the magic dirt theory--they think that if they move DeShawn out of the ghetto and into the rich white suburbs, he'll suddenly be a good student and make something of himself.

by AntiPCWoman June 16, 2016

magic satchel

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

by Fresnel December 2, 2007

Magic Sky Ghost

A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.

Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

by CaptainPants May 21, 2011

magic show

While fucking a girl from the back in a room with two windows face one with your back to the other. have a friend climb in through the window to your back and switch with him. proceed to climb out the window and wait for your friend to bust his load. as he does, pop up in the other window and wave to the girl with a big smile on your face.

Man, Mark and i totally pulled a magic show on Steph last night. The look on her face was priceless.

by Slim Jim Lax January 11, 2009