MP-40

The world's first ghetto blaster.

Kike: *Won't shut up about the holocaust*
Adolf: *pulls out an MP-40*
Kike: "you can't use that on me this is a gun-free zone."
Adolf : HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOSER

by LeakedUrSecrets November 21, 2023

MP

My Pleasure

Me: I'll get you that link asap. My friend: Thanks! Me: mp

by MrsBee January 29, 2015

MP

Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Shipping paper records from 71 buildings across the country to New York over this weekend? It would draw too much attention.

That sounds like a YP, not an MP.

MR. ROBOT S3E4

by jbobthe3rd January 4, 2021

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015