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Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
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Get the Motorcycling mug.I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
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Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.
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It was coined by the motorcycle training youtuber DanDanTheFireman.
Typical Motorcycle Karen behavior includes:
Speeding, aggressive lane filtering, wearing no gear, stunt riding, rev bombing, honking, mirror punching, weaving at cars, acting like police officers, following cars to "confront" the drivers, lifting up the helmet's shield and yelling, having a GoPro mounted on the helmet, uploading "this car cut me off" clips on YouTube
It was coined by the motorcycle training youtuber DanDanTheFireman.
Typical Motorcycle Karen behavior includes:
Speeding, aggressive lane filtering, wearing no gear, stunt riding, rev bombing, honking, mirror punching, weaving at cars, acting like police officers, following cars to "confront" the drivers, lifting up the helmet's shield and yelling, having a GoPro mounted on the helmet, uploading "this car cut me off" clips on YouTube
*bikers vs people video compilation playing*
Biker: HEY!! YOU JUST CUT ME OFF!!
Old lady in a Prius: Oh my God, I am so sorry
Biker: I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! FUCK YOU!!
someone watching the video: damn, that dude really is a Motorcycle Karen
Biker: HEY!! YOU JUST CUT ME OFF!!
Old lady in a Prius: Oh my God, I am so sorry
Biker: I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! I GOT YOU ON CAMERA! FUCK YOU!!
someone watching the video: damn, that dude really is a Motorcycle Karen
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