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Moop

A jelly-like glue substance, silver and purple in color
Could you please pass the moop so that I can finish my scrapbook?
by Elizabeth Wolf March 2, 2004
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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019
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Bob: "Moop, lets go to a gay bar."
Stan: "Moop, OK."
by frank murphy September 16, 2009
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Moop is a slang word, somewhat an oxymoron, it has connotations of being disheartened or upset, Often used to commiserate someone when their situation is a negative one.

created by Janine Whitehead, of Blackburn, UK
i can't go out drinking tonight, my shift has changed im in first thing this morning' - 'moop
by Robert kavanagh November 20, 2010
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A derpy or uncool loser that is usually very unattractive.
The junior high is filled with moops.
by Bananarama R. April 9, 2015
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A derpy or uncool loser that is usually very unattractive.
The junior high is filled with moops.
by Bananarama R. April 9, 2015
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